Jun 04
- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
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Jun 03
I’d still be an ugly piece of shit.
would that mean that people who are fucking hilarious would look funny?
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Jun 03
Reblog if I’m allowed to go to your ask box and be bestfriends with you.
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Jun 03
This thing dances along to any song you play!
Kids got moves
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